Post by EDWARDO ROUBLES The New Barrel on Sept 7, 2006 13:05:21 GMT 8
We sent our roving reporter WINO to catch up with Abs Of Steel after last nights Wackerthon.
WINO: Abs, as a foundation member of the Wackers, and their marketing pin up boy, what do you attribute to the success of the Wackers?
ABS OF STEEL: Undoubtedly I am the key factor in their success Wino. All the Wackers want to be like me, they want to look like me, they want to play like me and they want to be near me, that's why they come to the Wackerthons. Why else do you think they chose me to be their front man?
WINO: I see, so you could say you have a certain appeal to the male market then?
ABS OF STEEL: Yes, I will say that. But look it is not a cushy gig like The Yuppie would tell you. It is hard work looking this good. I had to take a job where I only get to work 2 days out of every 5 so I could spend enough time in the gym and getting these Abs looking like this [lifts shirt] Do you know I won gold in the bodybuilding at the Quebec Gay Olympics in 1996? Go on, touch them, I know you want to.
WINO: Ahh, no thanks Abs, tha's not really necessary but thanks for the offer, just changing direction, who do you rate as the toughest Wacker you have ever had to play against and why?
ABS OF STEEL: That's a hard one, there are several tough Wacker's here but if I had to pick one I'd say, MUFF DIVER.
WINO: And why would you pick Muff Diver Abs?
ABS OF STEEL: Muffy's skin is very dry and tough, he should use a moisturiser and a night cream like me and stay out of the sun.
WINO: Thanks for your time Abs.
ABS OF STEEL: It's your pleasure.
WINO: Abs, as a foundation member of the Wackers, and their marketing pin up boy, what do you attribute to the success of the Wackers?
ABS OF STEEL: Undoubtedly I am the key factor in their success Wino. All the Wackers want to be like me, they want to look like me, they want to play like me and they want to be near me, that's why they come to the Wackerthons. Why else do you think they chose me to be their front man?
WINO: I see, so you could say you have a certain appeal to the male market then?
ABS OF STEEL: Yes, I will say that. But look it is not a cushy gig like The Yuppie would tell you. It is hard work looking this good. I had to take a job where I only get to work 2 days out of every 5 so I could spend enough time in the gym and getting these Abs looking like this [lifts shirt] Do you know I won gold in the bodybuilding at the Quebec Gay Olympics in 1996? Go on, touch them, I know you want to.
WINO: Ahh, no thanks Abs, tha's not really necessary but thanks for the offer, just changing direction, who do you rate as the toughest Wacker you have ever had to play against and why?
ABS OF STEEL: That's a hard one, there are several tough Wacker's here but if I had to pick one I'd say, MUFF DIVER.
WINO: And why would you pick Muff Diver Abs?
ABS OF STEEL: Muffy's skin is very dry and tough, he should use a moisturiser and a night cream like me and stay out of the sun.
WINO: Thanks for your time Abs.
ABS OF STEEL: It's your pleasure.
