Post by EDWARDO ROUBLES The New Barrel on Sept 6, 2006 9:46:38 GMT 8
The 2005 Wacker Of The Year, Short Black is a man of many talents.
We all know him as the affable chef with the great forehand who whips us up succulent smorgasbords to enjoy at the Wacker afterparties. But cooking is only one of many attributes that this amazing man possess.
DANCING: Latin American and Ballroom, Old twinkle-toes, Short Black has them all in his repertoire, ask him for a dance and be swept off your feet.
SINGING: 'One Enchanted Evening', 'Santa Lucia' Give him a red wine and let his dulcet tones sooth your soul.
HAIRDRESSING: Golden scissors winner 4 years running 1958, 59, 60 and 61. Pop down to his saloon in Double Bay and see for your own eyes the trophies and medals that adorn the walls
SEX MACHINE: Famous Latin lover and scourge of husbands from Calumbria to Cabrammatta. Short Black with the long shlong has one motto, 'I aim to please'
We all know him as the affable chef with the great forehand who whips us up succulent smorgasbords to enjoy at the Wacker afterparties. But cooking is only one of many attributes that this amazing man possess.
DANCING: Latin American and Ballroom, Old twinkle-toes, Short Black has them all in his repertoire, ask him for a dance and be swept off your feet.
SINGING: 'One Enchanted Evening', 'Santa Lucia' Give him a red wine and let his dulcet tones sooth your soul.
HAIRDRESSING: Golden scissors winner 4 years running 1958, 59, 60 and 61. Pop down to his saloon in Double Bay and see for your own eyes the trophies and medals that adorn the walls
SEX MACHINE: Famous Latin lover and scourge of husbands from Calumbria to Cabrammatta. Short Black with the long shlong has one motto, 'I aim to please'