Post by EDWARDO ROUBLES The New Barrel on Apr 11, 2008 12:17:30 GMT 8
Greetings Wackers!
Some news in brief from the Wacker world!
The Yuppie continues his knee rehabilitation, he has taken to home spun remedies of rubbing alcohol into his knee and poring down his throat, it appears to be working a treat as he is posed for a second hour comeback next Wednesday!
Fred Flinstone has been a welcome edition to the Wacker ranks over the last few months, Fred posses a great all court game and a keen thirst for Wacker after parties! Mr Flinstone is departing our shores for a month to visit his native Vienna where he intends to work on his slice.
Man Mountain Our hearty congratulations to The Man Mountain who is to become a dad for the first time later this year, good to see the great efforts of the Waker Breeding Program continuing over to 2008. We look forward to future announcements from our recently married Wackers.
Caprioska will be here for the next three Wackerthons as he is finalising a deal that will see him immortalised into a range of plastic Caprioska Dolls
The dolls will come complete with a set of 10 different style headbands, Order your Cap doll at the club and you can get the maestro to personally sign yours.
Where Are They Now? Ever wonder what happened to some of our Wacker Stalwarts? First in a series is the great founding and most talented Wacker, Once Was A Legend – Once Was has been retired to stud down in the green valleys of Janalli where he is a keenly sought after stallion. Once Was has been threatening to make a comeback but as yet has not been able to find a tennis skirt to fit his considerable girth. We are keen to get Once Was onto a horse float and parade him around Wackerdon in front of his adoring fans at the next Octoberfest.
Some news in brief from the Wacker world!
The Yuppie continues his knee rehabilitation, he has taken to home spun remedies of rubbing alcohol into his knee and poring down his throat, it appears to be working a treat as he is posed for a second hour comeback next Wednesday!
Fred Flinstone has been a welcome edition to the Wacker ranks over the last few months, Fred posses a great all court game and a keen thirst for Wacker after parties! Mr Flinstone is departing our shores for a month to visit his native Vienna where he intends to work on his slice.
Man Mountain Our hearty congratulations to The Man Mountain who is to become a dad for the first time later this year, good to see the great efforts of the Waker Breeding Program continuing over to 2008. We look forward to future announcements from our recently married Wackers.
Caprioska will be here for the next three Wackerthons as he is finalising a deal that will see him immortalised into a range of plastic Caprioska Dolls
The dolls will come complete with a set of 10 different style headbands, Order your Cap doll at the club and you can get the maestro to personally sign yours.
Where Are They Now? Ever wonder what happened to some of our Wacker Stalwarts? First in a series is the great founding and most talented Wacker, Once Was A Legend – Once Was has been retired to stud down in the green valleys of Janalli where he is a keenly sought after stallion. Once Was has been threatening to make a comeback but as yet has not been able to find a tennis skirt to fit his considerable girth. We are keen to get Once Was onto a horse float and parade him around Wackerdon in front of his adoring fans at the next Octoberfest.