2007 WACKER AWARDS!!!!

[EDWARDO ROUBLES The New Barrel]

Wackers, due to a disappointing voting turnout last time round, this years awards will be decided by the Wacker Steering Committee. Should you wish to bribe the judges, cash is the preferred currency.

Apart from the usual tennis shot related awards we will be running a few eccentric categories like:

• Tightest Bum Cheeks
  
• Best Curser
  
• Most Handsome
  
• Most Unreliable
  
• Worst Line Calls
  
• Best After Party Joker
  
• Best Drinker
  
• Worst Drinker
  
• Best Forum Contributer
  
• Slowest Wacker
  
• Fastest Wacker
  
• Best Raquet Thrower
  

Once again the most sort after awards will be The Golden Wacker and The Wacker Of The Year.

Oh and one other thing, one needs to be present at the Xmas Party to be legible for any award!

[Rainman]

Tony - I am willing to come to the Christmas party to be eligible for an award, but am not willing to do what ever is required to be in the running for Tightest Bum Cheeks, which I presume is to be authoritively judged by the Master Blaster.

Is the 'Wacker Steering Committee' like those signs in lifts - ie Three people or 200 kilos, which is the lesser?

[Master Blaster]

Thank You Rainman. I believe the Fox would be a wonderful judge of the tightest Bum Cheeks as he has had plenty of experience with this part of the body.

[Master Blaster]

Tony, Where has my avatar gone?